- Half of your pageviews is you, checking your stats
- When you are on the internet not checking your stats, you are reading articles about getting better stats.
- Each 1000th visitor is celebrated on your blog.
- You try each and every banner and community that promises more traffic to your site
- You Google your site's name to make sure it's positioned at the top at least twice a day
- You have multiple social media accounts to which you submit your sites, you check their stats too...regurlarly.
- You know what every pike in your stats stands for and why it's there.
- Comparing your own stats to your Google Analytics stats takes up two hours a day.
- You brag about your pageviews to people you know.
- You print out your graphs.
5 signs to know you've gone beyond getting help.
- You've digged, del.ico.us'ed, Stumbled Upon, furled, reddited, dzoned, zoomed, pligged, etc. every page on your website and you promote yourself shamelessly.
- On days with lots of pageviews you feel good, on days with only a couple you feel depressed and ask yourself what's going on.
- You laugh at the reach of your local newspaper. 10.000 readers a week? Come on!
- Each breaking of a record is celebrated with champagne
- You make your own graphs
One Comment
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Written by: C14TGH site
2007-12-19 23:53:08
I NEED MORE VISITORS
MORE MORE MOOOOORREE
:D funny but true
I bet the original writer has the same problem as described in the article ;-)